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* Let's pray that science wins out over superstition. | * Let's pray that science wins out over superstition. | ||
* If you cannot identify a beetle even to a family, most likely, it's a darkling beetle. -- [http://www.zin.ru/Animalia/Coleoptera/eng/kryzhan.htm O. L. Kryzhanovsky] | * If you cannot identify a beetle even to a family, most likely, it's a darkling beetle. -- [http://www.zin.ru/Animalia/Coleoptera/eng/kryzhan.htm O. L. Kryzhanovsky] | ||
| − | * | + | * A true bug is a kind of rectangular beetle. -- exam answer |
* By the grooves on the claws one knows the lion (<i>Panthera leo</i> (Linnaeus, 1758)). -- taxonomic truism. | * By the grooves on the claws one knows the lion (<i>Panthera leo</i> (Linnaeus, 1758)). -- taxonomic truism. | ||
* What is a scientific name of a fried cockroach ? A grylloblattidae. | * What is a scientific name of a fried cockroach ? A grylloblattidae. | ||
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== Strategic Thoughts == | == Strategic Thoughts == | ||
| − | * | + | * The observational vehicle is sent forward to the distance of visual memory. |
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* When you talk with a superior you must SHUT UP! | * When you talk with a superior you must SHUT UP! | ||
* Report - all or not all. Not alls will be reprimanded. | * Report - all or not all. Not alls will be reprimanded. | ||
| − | * | + | * A steering wheel helps to turn left, right, and other directions. |
| − | * Why you keep dumbbells in | + | * Why do you keep dumbbells in your nightstand? Wanna feed mice? |
| − | * After shooting exercise weapons and munitions should be brought into the original order. | + | * After the shooting exercise, weapons and munitions should be brought into the original order. |
| − | * When your commander says "ferret" there may be no dormice. | + | * When your commander says "ferret", there may be no dormice. |
| − | * Attack signal | + | * Attack signal: three green whistles. |
| − | * You're cadet or where? You're in line or who? Shut up, I ask you. | + | * You're a cadet or where? You're in line or who? Shut up, I ask you. |
| − | * | + | * The atomic nucleus consists of blue neutrons and red protons. |
| − | * What a swine has been here | + | * What a swine has been here; a cow, perhaps. |
| − | * They'll take you to the field, make you face the wall, and | + | * They'll take you to the field, make you face the wall, and shoot you in the forehead. |
* You live here like pigs in a den. | * You live here like pigs in a den. | ||
| − | * | + | * An elevator doesn't lift down. |
* You need to remember this by heart like <i>Abramowitz and Stegun</i>. | * You need to remember this by heart like <i>Abramowitz and Stegun</i>. | ||
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* Psst, quickly tell me, what ''The Forsyte Saga'' is about. | * Psst, quickly tell me, what ''The Forsyte Saga'' is about. | ||
* ''Moby-****; or, The Whale'' -- censored by an American educational site. | * ''Moby-****; or, The Whale'' -- censored by an American educational site. | ||
| − | * A new Tolkien | + | * A new Tolkien trilogy: 1. ''The Lord of the Rings.'' 2. ''The Lord of the Groups. Abelian Group.'' 3. ''The Lord of the Fields. Roots of Unity.'' |
Latest revision as of 00:21, 5 August 2017
English Russian
Math
- The tricks on the blackboard are performed by a professional mathematician. Don't try to repeat them at the test.
Life Sciences
- Let's pray that science wins out over superstition.
- If you cannot identify a beetle even to a family, most likely, it's a darkling beetle. -- O. L. Kryzhanovsky
- A true bug is a kind of rectangular beetle. -- exam answer
- By the grooves on the claws one knows the lion (Panthera leo (Linnaeus, 1758)). -- taxonomic truism.
- What is a scientific name of a fried cockroach ? A grylloblattidae.
- Made on a plant that handles real chocolate. -- American candy bar label.
- For every shit there is a dung beetle.
Strategic Thoughts
- The observational vehicle is sent forward to the distance of visual memory.
- When you talk with a superior you must SHUT UP!
- Report - all or not all. Not alls will be reprimanded.
- A steering wheel helps to turn left, right, and other directions.
- Why do you keep dumbbells in your nightstand? Wanna feed mice?
- After the shooting exercise, weapons and munitions should be brought into the original order.
- When your commander says "ferret", there may be no dormice.
- Attack signal: three green whistles.
- You're a cadet or where? You're in line or who? Shut up, I ask you.
- The atomic nucleus consists of blue neutrons and red protons.
- What a swine has been here; a cow, perhaps.
- They'll take you to the field, make you face the wall, and shoot you in the forehead.
- You live here like pigs in a den.
- An elevator doesn't lift down.
- You need to remember this by heart like Abramowitz and Stegun.
Literature
- Psst, quickly tell me, what The Forsyte Saga is about.
- Moby-****; or, The Whale -- censored by an American educational site.
- A new Tolkien trilogy: 1. The Lord of the Rings. 2. The Lord of the Groups. Abelian Group. 3. The Lord of the Fields. Roots of Unity.
